What would you ask the GEICO Question Guy?
By Zev Kanter on April 5, 2011 at 8:17 AM
Posted in: Marketing & Communications
The overly serious, hard-boiled question guy is taking questions over at the GEICO Facebook page. You probably thought you’d never get the chance to ask him a question – well, today’s your lucky day! What should you ask him? Well, that’s a question you could start with right there. And then move on to, “Are idle hands the devil’s playground?” or “Should one let sleeping dogs lie?” But if I were you, I’d ask him, “Is challenging a weight-lifter to an arm-wrestling match a bad idea?”
As for that last one, I can definitively say that yes, it is a bad idea and a painful one.
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Superman is faster than a speeding bullet but is there such a thing as a slow bullet?
whats my dependability?
Allergies.
How does a one handed man clap?
Either pilgrims… or junebugs.
Could the wolf really blow a house down if he huffed and puffed?
This is what I would ask him:
Is GEICO a real insurance company or is it a scam?
I don’t understand why any reputable company would need that many commercials.
when they sell alot, what do hotcakes sell like?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Can i get a new flat screen monitor for my cubicle?
If you lead a horse to water can you make it drink?
Is it 6 of one or half-a-dozen of the other?
What is the speed of smell?
Is it really bad to kick a man when he’s down? From an advantage standpoint, one would think that would be the best time. Just wondering…..thanks
when you were first cast in The Brothers McMullen, did you ever think you’d be working for a lizard?
——– Not in this lifetime!
Did Peter Piper really pick a peck of pickled peppers?
Did we ever figure where the Gecko is from? Is he Brittish or what? I think I missed the answer somehow, go figure.
Where has the caveman been? How come I never see any commercials with him anymore?
If Peter Piper Picked a Peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers would Peter Piper Pick?
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie roll center of a Tootsiepop?
Is there any chance that the Chicago Cubs will win the World Series within my lifetime?
Go CUBS!!!!!!
Will boston celtics compete in the finals?????
if reed timmer shows up in your town, is it time to take cover???
Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Why are the Toronto Blue Jays in the American league?
so i was talking to a friend and she was like “im rubber you’re glue whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you” so I would ask the gieco dude whose like “does 15 minutes really save you 15 percent on car insurance… does rubber stick to glue?
Can I get a front row parking spot in M2?
what came first, the chicken or the egg?
He is from Sussex England
Do bedbugs really bite?
Did we ever find out who Kilroy was…….and how did he always manage to get there before us?
Which DC Comic Hero could actually beat Superman in a fight?
Does a journey of a thousand miles really begin with one small step.
Commercial idea from my 6 year old nephew:
Have him ask “Do elephants need really big headphones?” and then show an elephant wearing giant headphones.
He’s British!!
I know how you feel… I hate it too….
Who the heck is Froghorn Leghorn?
That’s Foghorn Leghorn, and he’s a cartoon character from the middle of the last century.
Why does two of my classmates keep taking toys to school?
Why did I got a brother?
Please answer to this question please.
Love, Merissa S.
Does the overly serious, hard-boiled question guy speak in his real voice?
Were early cavemen hunters and gatherers?
[I personally get a mental picture of the two GEICO cavemen strolling a shopping cart in a supermarket, pushing cans into the cart, and perhaps at checkout throwing a spear (it misses) at an gecko in the "10-Item Speeding Checkout" line. After being nearly speared I wonder if the indignant gecko yells back in his English accent: "For heaven's sake, I only had 11 items!"
Thank you.
Okay now the serious question.
Do sidewinders wind sideways?
,The Rod Sterling impersonator forces me to change the channel. Can you find some better advertisement tool?
Does red and white make pink?
HA HA THAT’S A STUPID QUESTION jk
I AM A 1O YEAR CAR INSURANCE CUSTOMER. I WOULD LIKE DETAILED INFO ABOUT MECHANICAL BREAKDOWN COVERAGE.
Mr. Warren, you can find mechanical breakdown insurance information on our website, geico.com, or by calling 1-800-841-3000.