What would you ask the GEICO Question Guy?
By Zev Kanter on April 5, 2011 at 8:17 AM
Posted in: Marketing & Communications
The overly serious, hard-boiled question guy is taking questions over at the GEICO Facebook page. You probably thought you’d never get the chance to ask him a question – well, today’s your lucky day! What should you ask him? Well, that’s a question you could start with right there. And then move on to, “Are idle hands the devil’s playground?” or “Should one let sleeping dogs lie?” But if I were you, I’d ask him, “Is challenging a weight-lifter to an arm-wrestling match a bad idea?”
As for that last one, I can definitively say that yes, it is a bad idea and a painful one.
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Does what goes up? come down?
If insurance companies already rate for low mileage why do they need to track it now?
If Peter piper picked a pack of pickled peppers, how many packs of pickled peppers did peter piper really pick?
Will the Cleveland Browns ever win the Super Bowl?
if a tree falls in the woods and no one’s around… does it make a sound?
does a woodchuch chuck wood?
was fuzzy wuzzy really fuzzy?
will your face really get stuck that way?
What if molehills were mountains?
Is it a good idea to do the twist during a twister?
Is Disco really dead?
Did the cat really eat the canary?
Are diamonds a girls best friend?
Is there truely a werewolf in London?
Are homes really sweet in alabama?
Where do Oompa Loompas come from?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Will the Gecko and the Caveman ever do a commericial together? Maybe they could bump into each other coming out of a Geico building.
WHICH COMES FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?
What for did you bury me in the cold, cold, ground?
Should congress get paid if there is a government shut down? Do you save 15% or more with Geico?
Is a red sky in the morning really a sailor’s warning?
Is a red sky at night really a sailor’s delight?
Do all roads lead to Rome?
Do country roads lead to mountain Momma?
Who loves you baby?
I need to know: Who let the dogs out?
Why DID the chicken cross the road?
Whats love got to do with it?
Why run when I can walk?
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, does it hurt?
Why did the bear go over the mountain?
Is the last one out really a rotten egg?
Why is the rain in Spain mainly on the plain?
Does the crewing gum loose its flavor on the bed post over night?
Does old man river keep rolling along?
I should be in these commercials!
Which really did come first…the chicken or the egg?
Do you miss playing Edward Burns’ brother in movies? (He was his brother in The Brothers McMullen & She’s the One)
Is the Gecko and the Cavemen distant cousins?
Why is there braille on drive up ATMs?
Why can’t you teach an old dog new tricks?
Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf?
Should I tug on the old lone rangers mask?
where’s the beef?
wow
Is tanning with “The Jersey Shore’s” Snooki really a good idea?
Who left the cake out in the rain?
IF YOU STAY OUT IN THE RAIN WILL YOU REALLY CATCH A COLD?
IS YOUR FOREARM REALLY THE SAME LENGTH AS YOUR ACTUALY FOOT?
ARE DOGS REALLY A MANS BEST FRIEND?
DID RAPUNZEL REALLY HAVE LONG HAIR?
DO RACE TRACK DRIVERS HAVE LEAD FEET?
DID THE COW REALLY JUMP OVER THE MOON AND THE DISH REALLY RUN AWAY WITH THE SPOON?
Has Elvis really left the building?
Do I really need to save for a rainy day?
Who’s buried in Grant’s tomb?
If the Government shuts down, do I still have to pay taxes?
Is Superman faster than a bullet?
Do blondes REALLY have more fun?
Is Chuck Norris the reason why Waldo is hiding?
Does the boogeyman check his closet for Chuck Norris?
Can Chuck Norris slam a revolving door?
Did the bear really climb over the mountain to see what he could see?
Why did the old lady swallow a fly?
-If lightning didn’t zig zag, would it move fasther?
-Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Isn’t it stale bread?
-If a pig loses its voice, does that make it disgruntled?
-When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
-Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposite?
-Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
-If Fed Ex and UPS merged, would they call it “Fed Up”?
-How come no one ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning?
and finally……..
-”I am” is the shortest sentence in the English language. ”I do” is the longest sentence.
Is the game really not over till its over?
Do you really have to take a fork in the road?
Why can’t you burn the candle at both ends?
Does the mid night oil burn the same at 7 pm?
Why is there no I in TEAM ????
What if the hokey pokey really is what it’s all about?
Can Chuck Norris slam a revolving door? hysterical
What bank do fish bank with?
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
Does Mary have a little lamb?
Did Jack and Jill run up the hill?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
These are all great questions, but you won’t get them answered here. Take them to the Facebook site, like the post suggests!
When there’s something strange, in your neighborhood, who you gonna call?
Who Shot J.R.?
Does the caged bird really sing?
If April showers bring May flowers….What do May flowers bring?
WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE?
they say, who is they
How sweet is revenge?